Sunday, December 10, 2006
Bring out yer dead!
The W household has been stricken by a rather nasty stomach virus. I blame myself for not using the shopping cart cover at Target. I blame my son for chewing the edge of the shopping cart at Target. I blame his not-yet-emerged molars for making him need to chew something. But mostly I blame the shopping cart for being unclean.
Both Mr. W and myself have had the virus -- and all I can say is that pepto bismol? Not a really good solution to the queasiness of a stomach virus. Also? Those baby wipes for adults things? A godsend when the virus hits.
We are both feeling better. The lowercase, however, has been sick since Monday. We are on day 7 of the illness. The doctor said yesterday that he's still alright -- no need for a trip to the hospital for an IV or anything. If he's still sick Monday or Tuesday of this week THEN he'll start doing samples and cultures and damn I do not look forward to COLLECTING those samples.
Insider trading tip: Buy stock in Pampers -- we're buying both the diapers and the wipes by the truckload right now. Profits are sure to soar.
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